Ok so I'm currently having issues with my shower at home. Not the kind where I have to slum it at the Y but more like petty catfight issues.
See my shower has drainage issues. It clogs. Oh god how it clogs! And because of that the mix of water, soap, and dirt that I just washed off of me is collecting and pooling and microbing up to the tops of my feet. Uurgh! If I had money I'd go to Costco and buy like 50 econo-size jugs of Drain-o and constantly pump it into the drain like an IV.
So the next issue I'm having is the cause of said filthy drain blockage. This would be the hair that gets caught in the drain etc. etc. We lovingly call these masses of sludgy hair "Hair Mice" because that's what they look like when extracted from the drain...little drowned rats. The actual issue here is that I'm constantly getting blamed by my housemates for these giant balls of eww. Now I do have long hair as we all know but that doesn't mean that it's my hair muddled up in the pipes. In fact every time I shower the second the water goes off I pull any and all hairs of mine that collects on the cap thingy and put it in the trashcan. My housemates on the other hand left a Hair Mouse the length and width of my pointer finger in the drain that I had to pull out simply because it was that freaky to look at,
My last issue involves Hair Conditioner. More specifically Organic Hair Conditioner. Simply put, IT DOESN'T WORK. I've been out of my corporate, nonorganic, functional hair conditioner for the past week and I've had to borrow the Organic Garbage from my mom. My hair was almost twice as brittle as when I started and it made the shell of my ear dry and it smelled like I buried my head in cinnamon. "But at least it's not tested on animals." My mom said when I bitched about it and I said "Maybe that's why it doesn't work." Why would animals be tested on hair conditioners? Don't mess with my hair care products people. I mean it.