Stolen from ~quizzes

If I was a profession I'd be: a bartender

If I was a country I'd be: Poland

If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: a creek

If I was a piece of candy I'd be: Snickers

If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: the Cloud Gate in Chicago

If I was a store I'd be: Williams and Sonoma

If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: Birkenstocks, sturdy but comfortable

If I was a bad habit I'd be: nail-biting

If I was a swear word I'd be: Hell

If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: Coffee

If I was a disease I'd be: Trichotillomania

If I was a board game I'd be: Sequence

If I was a feeling I'd be: sardonic

If I was a president I'd be: a damn good one

If I was a war I'd be: the war of the roses

If I was a city I'd be: Chicago

If I was a celebrity I'd be: Helena Bonham Carter because she has awesome clothes

If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: Aquafresh

If I was a business I'd be: one that didn't get bailed out

If I was a currency I'd be: Greek drachmas

If I were a month, I'd be: January

If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Wednesday

If I were a time of day, I'd be: 2:17 pm

If I were a planet, I'd be: pluto before 2006

If I were a sea animal, I'd be: a cuttlefish.... fuck you they're cute

If I were a direction, I'd be: northwest

If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: a papasan chair

If I were a sin, I'd be: sloth

If I were a liquid, I'd be: mint tea

If I were a tree, I'd be: a willow tree

If I were a bird, I'd be: a Superb Bird of Paradise

If I were a tool, I'd be: a corkscrew

If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: spanish bluebells

If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: snowy

If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: an accordion

If I were an animal, I'd be: a snail

If I were a vegetable, I'd be: a potato.... just a potato

If I were a sound, I'd be: church bells

If I were an element, I'd be: wind

If I were a car, I'd be: a jeep, they're cute but can still mow you down in a heartbeat

If I were a song, I'd be: God Knows... (Aya Hirano)

If I were a book, I'd be: a trashy, gay, bodice-ripper mystery novel

If I were a food, I'd be: a bagel

If I were a material, I'd be: gingham, it's soft

If I were a taste, I'd be: Umami, because nobody knows what the hell that is

If I were a word, I'd be: malfeasance

If I were a body part, I'd be: the cochlea of an ear

If I were a facial expression, I'd be: intrigued with single eyebrow raised

If I were a shape, I'd be a: trapezoid/trapezium

If I were a number, I'd be: 26.4

If I were a band, I'd be: R.E.M.

If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: Baba Yaga

BONUS QUESTION! ( PLEASE POST YOUR ANSWERS TO THIS IN THE COMMENT SECTION)

If I had boss music, it would be: Leptio the Flower Clown (Klonoa 2) [link]